I typically do this...

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09/18/2014 at 12:34 • Filed to: None

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pick up chicks poolside in my old boat of a convertible. Baller status

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Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 505Turbeaux
09/18/2014 at 12:35

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Well, yeah. I mean, who doesn't?

*goes back to looking for 48-50 Packards*


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > 505Turbeaux
09/18/2014 at 12:35

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When you're old, and drive a gigantic car, you can driver wherever the fvck you want. I can't wait.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux
09/18/2014 at 12:36

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Sometimes I'll grab a whole box of them.

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Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > CalzoneGolem
09/18/2014 at 12:38

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haha is this what you have going on up there now? Mine are 2 months now, almost ready for outside


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > William Byrd
09/18/2014 at 12:39

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lol SOON :)


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > 505Turbeaux
09/18/2014 at 12:44

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I imagine you driving through entire neighborhoods backyards.

A family is enjoying a nice weekend by their pool when suddenly a car slowly comes around the corner of their house. Scraping the side of their shed, knocking over garbage cans, and taking out a few fence posts in the process. Mouths agape and in shock 505 makes eye contact with the terrified mother clutching her youngest child.

"Sup? Wanna go for a ride?" he asks.

She shakes her head no.

"Your loss." and with a backfire and belts squealing he backs out the way he came and moves onto the next house.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux
09/18/2014 at 12:44

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Nah, we don't have any livestock just a dog. We've got plenty of Coy dogs and Fox around though.


Kinja'd!!! Doug DeMuro > 505Turbeaux
09/18/2014 at 12:44

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Haha. Why is that guy driving around by the pool?!


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Doug DeMuro
09/18/2014 at 12:46

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getting more ladies than you did Doug :) Maybe you need to try this with the Ferrari


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Agrajag
09/18/2014 at 12:47

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I am doing this with the Invicta. You know me too damn well!

haha my nom for Oppo COTD


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > 505Turbeaux
09/18/2014 at 13:00

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I tried this once.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > CAR_IS_MI
09/18/2014 at 13:01

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haha waste of a good Roller. Be more careful next time!


Kinja'd!!! Doug DeMuro > 505Turbeaux
09/18/2014 at 13:03

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YOU will be happy to know the Ferrari is going away very soon!

Perhaps a 505 Turbo will be in order as a replacement vehicle.


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > 505Turbeaux
09/18/2014 at 13:03

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Hot chicks man. I was distracted.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Doug DeMuro
09/18/2014 at 13:08

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I wouldn't wish one on you without that Carmax warranty Doug. Otherwise I would sell you my Turbo S wagon after I do the goddamn head gasket AGAIN. Truth be told I think you are rocking a super appropriate ratio of Ferrari posts these days, and I am still enjoying them. IMHO since we both have a couple years left till we can bring over RS2's maybe you should bring over something just crazy, Citroen XM, BX Gti 4x4, something off the wall. My garage is full (and just got fuller with the Invicta wagon gift) or I was going to do a Golf Country this year, or something along the above lines.

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Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > CAR_IS_MI
09/18/2014 at 13:10

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it happens LOL. I ripped the front end off of my Scirocco 16V in real life. 45 mph looking at 2 hotties across a parking lot. Didn't see the island ahead of me. Didn't score with them